waiter: ready for the check?

customer: as a male feminist who loves eating pussy, yes that would be great

(via adorevelouria)



Brian Sharp


Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

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valerie || amy winehouse

since I’ve come on home
well, my body’s been a mess
and I’ve missed your ginger hair
and the way you like to dress

(via beef-jerkie)


me and the lads like to sit around drinking the dirty paintbrush water until we all fall asleep from the poison



Star / vines


so sick of seeing so called poor people buying iPhones. Ever thought that might be a contributing factor to you being poor. perhaps next time you think spending $800 on a fancy new phone every year is a good idea you buy a house with that money. a thin sliver of a house. a house part. A door. A stack of 8 bathroom tiles. a curtain. Within like 90 years you would have a complete house idiots

(via romanovz)

Verena Michels and Zyanya Keizer S/S 2015
I learned that just beneath the surface there’s another world, and still different worlds as you dig deeper. I knew it as a kid, but I couldn’t find the proof. It was just a kind of feeling. There is goodness in blue skies and flowers, but another force—a wild pain and decay—also accompanies everything.
written by David Lynch (via apoetreflects)

(Source: human-voices, via twoweeksoflovemaking)


i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

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Martine Franck
Normandie. Agnès VARDA (Cinéaste française) au Moulin d’Andé. 1982