waiter: ready for the check?
customer: as a male feminist who loves eating pussy, yes that would be great
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
valerie || amy winehouse
since I’ve come on home
well, my body’s been a mess
and I’ve missed your ginger hair
and the way you like to dress
me and the lads like to sit around drinking the dirty paintbrush water until we all fall asleep from the poison
so sick of seeing so called poor people buying iPhones. Ever thought that might be a contributing factor to you being poor. perhaps next time you think spending $800 on a fancy new phone every year is a good idea you buy a house with that money. a thin sliver of a house. a house part. A door. A stack of 8 bathroom tiles. a curtain. Within like 90 years you would have a complete house idiots
written by David Lynch (via apoetreflects)
i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together